What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 01.07.2025 16:52

-All the bad guys are black.
-”Ah so!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-J W Pepper
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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Octopussy
-”She is very sexyful!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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Goldfinger
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
From Russia With Love
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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Moonraker
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Dr No
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Why does my sister want to have sex with me? What should I do?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
A View to a Kill
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Live and Let Die